Certified Master Baster Apron — Inspired by M is for Moist from Tiny Tarnished Tomes -- Building memories one awkward moment at a time. Funny Thanksgiving host gift.
Proclaim your holiday credentials with the Certified MasterBaster apron — the official uniform of anyone who’s ever taken turkey prep a little too seriously.
Inspired by M is for Moist: The ABCs of Awkward Thanksgivings, this apron turns kitchen chaos into comedy gold. Whether you’re basting, roasting, or diplomatically ignoring family drama, you’ll do it in style (and with plausible deniability).
✅ 100% polyester canvas with sewn-in care label
✅ Black tie-back straps and white hem thread
✅ Built-in layer of self-respect protection
✅ Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Length, in | 31.50 |
| Width, in | 25.59 |
| Side seam length, in | 23.62 |
| Collar width, in | 10.63 |
| Neck strap length, in | 20.47 |
| Waist strap length (each), in | 37.40 |
100% polyester canvas
Fine weave texture fabric and foamed lining make wearing super soft and comfortable.
Stain-free
Keeps clothes clean of spills, food, dirt, hazards, art materials, and anything that can land on your clothes
Tie-back closure
The AOP apron has a tie-back closure for a comfortable fit
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle.
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