F is for Fine” Dumpster Fire Tote Bag | Workplace Humor Gift | Tiny Tarnished Tomes | Everything is Fine
Absolutely fine.
This tote features the unforgettable “F is for Fine” dumpster fire — a tribute to workplace resilience, strategic optimism, and politely smoldering chaos.
Perfect for:
• Carrying meeting notes you will never revisit
• Transporting snacks for stress-related reasons
• Quietly signaling that you, too, are “fine”
Durable, lightweight, and large enough to hold your dignity (barely).
Details
• Durable spun polyester
• Cotton webbing straps
• Non-woven laminate interior
• Available in 3 sizes
• Printed with dye sublimation for vibrant color
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
100% Polyester body
Extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric that retains its shape and dries quickly
Seamless thread color
Black inner stitching matching the lining, transparent thread on hems
Reinforced stitching on handles
A second row of stitching to make a seam stronger
Boxed corners
Front and Back sides are sewn together by creating extra space on sides which adds more room
Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry..
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