
Some professionals prepare.
Others optimize.
This tote features the unofficial reading list of modern productivity:
• Mastering the Bare Minimum
• Intro to Selective Amnesia
• Spreadsheet Errors for Beginners
• Excuses That Scale
Topped with a 4:59 reminder that excellence equals overtime.
Perfect for carrying:
• Meeting notes
• Lunch you’ll eat at your desk
• Materials for strategic underperformance
Durable, lightweight, and suspiciously self-aware.
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
100% Polyester body
Extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric that retains its shape and dries quickly
Seamless thread color
Black inner stitching matching the lining, transparent thread on hems
Reinforced stitching on handles
A second row of stitching to make a seam stronger
Boxed corners
Front and Back sides are sewn together by creating extra space on sides which adds more room
Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry..
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